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Saturday 25.03.2017 | Name days: Māra, Marita, Mārīte

Daily joke: don't believe everything you hear

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

Photo: 750 in the future with sand sculptures

Last week, Jelgava held the 9th Summer Signs 2015 international sand sculpture festival on Pasta Island. This year’s event gathered 21 artists.

Daily joke: making assumptions

Mother took Billy to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Billy was greatly interested.

Daily joke: academic wit

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.

Daily joke: going up

Bob: «Whoah, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder.»

Daily joke: tracking skills

Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks.

Daily joke: lively visitors

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, «Wake your husband up!»

Daily joke: naughty sports

Q: Which sport is always in trouble?

Daily joke: the need to know

Blonde: «What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?»

Daily joke: contributing

Son: «Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool.»

Daily joke: unexpected twist

A father is having dinner with his son and says, «Son tell me a lie».

Daily joke: warning message

A boy asks his father, «Dad, are bugs good to eat?»

Daily joke: sister's hobby

Jackie was listening to his sister practice her singing.