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Saturday 19.08.2017 | Name days: Melānija, Imanta

Calendar of cultural events in Lithuania. Klaipėda Sea Festival.

BNN offers you a selection of cultural and sports events in Lithuania for the week during July 20-26

Daily joke: making reservations

Administrator: «The room is $15 per night. It's $5 if you make your own bed.»

Daily joke: wonderful dreams

Wife: «In my dream, I saw you in a jewellery store and you bought me a diamond ring.»

Daily joke: educational equation

A chemistry professor couldn’t resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture.

Daily joke: hearing things

Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home.

Daily joke: don't believe everything you hear

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

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