Wife: «In my dream, I saw you in a jewellery store and you bought me a diamond ring.»
A chemistry professor couldn’t resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture.
Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
Last week, Jelgava held the 9th Summer Signs 2015 international sand sculpture festival on Pasta Island. This year’s event gathered 21 artists.
Mother took Billy to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Billy was greatly interested.
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
Bob: «Whoah, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder.»
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks.
A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, «Wake your husband up!»