A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.
It was a wonderfully deep snow and the little boy stood at the top of a hill readying his sled for a slide downhill.
Canadian researchers of evolutionary biomechanics have grown fish outside water, to understand, how prehistoric animals adapted to life on land after they «came out of the sea».
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says: «Doctor! Doctor! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!»
Deep neckline, high-heeled shoes and beautiful, large rings! How to maintain balance between work etiquette and exaggerated femininity at work? BNN presents six pieces of advice provided by stylist Evija Breide from Riga Plaza’s Stila 3dienas seminar.
Teacher: «This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s».
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: «Take only ONE. God is watching.»
Mother: «Why did you get such a low mark on that test?»
Does your dog suffer from the stressful modern way of life? Does your pet feel overly alert? Does it bark too much and disturb your good night sleep?
Teacher: «George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?»
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Teacher: «If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?»
Teacher: «Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?»
This year’s Riga City Festival features a number of events that are meant for families with children. These include concerts, theatrical performances, circus and musical events, sports activities, creative workshops, all kinds of games and other entertainment events.
Susy: «Dad, can you write in the dark?»