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Sunday 25.06.2017 | Name days: Maiga, Milija

Daily joke: being grateful

Little Andrew, while at a neighbour’s, was given a piece of bread and butter, and politely said «Thank you.»

Daily joke: just following the rules

During a password audit, a large company's I.T. department discovered a blonde was using the following password:

Joke: all of the reasons

My friend asked me, «Why are you getting a divorce?»

Daily joke: universal remedy

A boy walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to give him something to cure the hiccups. The pharmacist merely leaned over and slapped the kid on the back.

Daily joke: thinking ahead

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

Daily joke: sharing duties

It was a wonderfully deep snow and the little boy stood at the top of a hill readying his sled for a slide downhill.

Scientists teach fish to walk on land

Canadian researchers of evolutionary biomechanics have grown fish outside water, to understand, how prehistoric animals adapted to life on land after they «came out of the sea».

Daily joke: emergency assistance

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says: «Doctor! Doctor! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!»

Six pieces of advice from stylists on how to dress when going to work

Deep neckline, high-heeled shoes and beautiful, large rings! How to maintain balance between work etiquette and exaggerated femininity at work? BNN presents six pieces of advice provided by stylist Evija Breide from Riga Plaza’s Stila 3dienas seminar.

Daily joke: work for you score

Teacher: «This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s».

Daily joke: creative solution

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: «Take only ONE. God is watching.»

Daily joke: education methods

Mother: «Why did you get such a low mark on that test?»

Video: Your dog needs massage?

Does your dog suffer from the stressful modern way of life? Does your pet feel overly alert? Does it bark too much and disturb your good night sleep?

Daily joke: crime and punishment

Teacher: «George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?»

Daily joke: solution

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

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