Mother: «Why did you get such a low mark on that test?»
Does your dog suffer from the stressful modern way of life? Does your pet feel overly alert? Does it bark too much and disturb your good night sleep?
Teacher: «George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?»
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Teacher: «If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?»
Teacher: «Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?»
This year’s Riga City Festival features a number of events that are meant for families with children. These include concerts, theatrical performances, circus and musical events, sports activities, creative workshops, all kinds of games and other entertainment events.
Susy: «Dad, can you write in the dark?»
«Isn’t the principal a dummy!» – said a boy to a girl.
Teacher: «Why are you late, Joseph?»
Physics Teacher: «Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?»
A teen in Germany attempted to pump the water of a pond away to find a sunken smart phone. He pumped the water into a toiled, but the volume of water exceeded the capacity of the sewage tank and its contents through another toiled flooded a nearby club.
«Don’t you agree that ‘time’ is the greatest healer?»