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Saturday 25.03.2017 | Name days: Māra, Marita, Mārīte

Daily joke: education methods

Mother: «Why did you get such a low mark on that test?»

Video: Your dog needs massage?

Does your dog suffer from the stressful modern way of life? Does your pet feel overly alert? Does it bark too much and disturb your good night sleep?

Daily joke: crime and punishment

Teacher: «George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?»

Daily joke: solution

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Daily joke: know your problems

Teacher: «If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?»

Daily joke: math and health problems

Teacher: «Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?»

Riga City Festival: events for children – theatres, performances and games

This year’s Riga City Festival features a number of events that are meant for families with children. These include concerts, theatrical performances, circus and musical events, sports activities, creative workshops, all kinds of games and other entertainment events.

Daily joke: dark skills

Susy: «Dad, can you write in the dark?»

Daily joke: the more you know

«Isn’t the principal a dummy!» – said a boy to a girl.

Daily joke: school rules

Teacher: «Why are you late, Joseph?»

Daily joke: relative to the observer

Man talks to God:

Daily joke: school discoveries

Physics Teacher: «Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?»

Teen in Germany floods club by searching for smart phone

A teen in Germany attempted to pump the water of a pond away to find a sunken smart phone. He pumped the water into a toiled, but the volume of water exceeded the capacity of the sewage tank and its contents through another toiled flooded a nearby club.

Daily joke: a helping hand

A: «Why are you late?»

Daily joke: what time cannot do

«Don’t you agree that ‘time’ is the greatest healer?»