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Friday 15.12.2017 | Name days: Jana, Johanna, Hanna

Daily joke: street justice

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, 'Give me your money.'

Daily joke: school problems

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.

Daily joke: problems

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Daily joke: bars and brains don't mix

A brain walks into a bar and says, 'I'll have a pint of beer please.'

Daily joke: trouble

Student: 'Would I get in trouble for something I didn't do?'

Daily joke: practice makes perfect

Golfer: 'Do you think my game is improving?

Daily joke: a frog's life

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

Marlboro Man dies of smoker disease

In the U.S., actor Eric Lawson – Marlboro's advertising face of late 1970s - has died.

Daily joke: have faith

A man talking to God...

Daily joke: healthy lifestyle

It was Grandpa Bill’s 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.

Daily joke: a mystery

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

Daily joke: something to think about

The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.

Daily joke: strange things

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

Daily joke: differences

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?

Daily joke: practical application of skills

A group of students were discussing which of their specialities was of the most practical use. A fellow student appeared at the table with a large pink gin.