A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A group of students were discussing which of their specialities was of the most practical use. A fellow student appeared at the table with a large pink gin.
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A small helicopter pilot running out of gas found himself in the middle of the forest. Spotting a group of hikers, he quickly made a sign saying 'Where am I?'
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman
A curious child asked his mother: 'Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?'
An older man comes into a small fruit store and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit...
'An abstract noun,' the teacher said, 'is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?'
What to do best when you've got a spare minute, a large pond and an excavator? Water ski, of course.
Jean was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
A travelling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood...
'Did God make you, Papa?'
Little girl: 'My baby brother is only one year old but he has been walking, now, for six months.'