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Tuesday 20.03.2018 | Name days: Made, Irbe

Daily joke: having faith is not enough

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, 'Do you need help, sir?'

Daily joke: physics, son

A neutron walks into a bar...

Daily joke: blonde and her troubles

A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white.

Beard boosts masculinity, but reduces attractiveness, psychologists say

Facial hair can change the way a man looks. With beards returning to men's fashion, psychologists have learnt in studies that beards add to male confidence and perceived masculinity, but women do not necessarily deem bearded men as more attractive.

Daily joke: note the difference

What is the difference between a cat and a dog?

Daily joke: street justice

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, 'Give me your money.'

Daily joke: school problems

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.

Daily joke: problems

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Daily joke: bars and brains don't mix

A brain walks into a bar and says, 'I'll have a pint of beer please.'

Daily joke: trouble

Student: 'Would I get in trouble for something I didn't do?'

Daily joke: practice makes perfect

Golfer: 'Do you think my game is improving?

Daily joke: a frog's life

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

Marlboro Man dies of smoker disease

In the U.S., actor Eric Lawson – Marlboro's advertising face of late 1970s - has died.

Daily joke: have faith

A man talking to God...