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Daily joke: Broken heart
(No Ratings Yet)Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
“On a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart would be just below your left breast.”
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
Oil deposit exploration in Latvia's waters; project managed by people close to Lembergs
The company responsible for oil deposits surveying in the Baltic Sea in Latvia's economic zone near Liepaja – Balin Energy with its Ocean Nomad drilling platform has reached 525 m depth below sea level.
EU bathing water continues to improve
The latest data on EU bathing water quality has been released, showing 93% of sites meet the minimum standards.
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Israeli and Syrian forces have exchanged fire across the ceasefire line in the occupied Golan Heights.
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It has been unveiled in a leaked EU report that close to 60 percent of the clients of a Cypriot bank are «high risk» as regards money laundering and a large part of all bank depositors' files present errors.
Lembergs on residents' complaints: not worth listening to chatter on the streets!
A serious competition for the seat of Mayor of Ventspils has been brewing for a good time against Aivars Lembergs.
Apple has avoided paying billions in U.S. taxes, investigation unveils
U.S. Senate has released a lengthy report outlining the corporate strateges the hi-tech giant has employed to avoid paying billions in U.S. taxes.
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The income Prudentia Advisers received from the agreement with Latvia's national airBaltic airline was the company's only source of income last year.
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Your Skype conversations aren't very private, a new report reveals. In an experiment, tech news site Ars Technica found that two out of the four links they sent over Skype were accessed by a computer that matched Microsoft's IP address.
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A suburb of Oklahoma City has suffered a massive tornado. 91 people, including 20 children have been left dead, Oklahoma state officials have said.
Reform Party: language problem popularization at kindergartens is a political game
The popularization of the language problem in kindergartens two weeks before the elections and without attracting experts is merely a political game, Reform Party believes (RP).
Education Ministry: the English language exam experiment was successful
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United Airlines restarts Dreamliner 787 flights
United Airlines is getting its 787s back in the air. The planes are returning after being grounded for four months by the federal government because of smoldering batteries on 787s owned by other airlines.
Riga mayoral candidate. Guntis Belēvičs: bull in a china shop?
Guntis Belēvičs, the Latvian Greens Party candidate for the mayoral position of Riga, describes himself as a successful businessman who doesn't need anything, for he has all. In other words, he has reached a state, in which he can fully devote himself to serving the society and development of Riga.
Tourists die in Turkey balloon crash
Two tourists have been killed and more than 20 other people injured after two hot-air balloons collided in Turkey.
China offers India a handshake across the Himalayas
India and China will study new ways to ease tensions along their ill-defined border, Chinese Premier Li Keqiang said on Monday in his first foreign trip since taking office, which comes just weeks after a military stand-off between the Asian giants in the Himalayas.
Tornadoes leave a trail of destruction in central U.S.
In the wake of a tornado, one person is reported dead and several others injured in the U.S. state of Oklahoma.
Prudentia distances from the consequences of the advices it once gave
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Syria army storms rebel town Qusair
Fighting has raged in Syria's town of Qusair after government troops launched a major operation to seize the strategic rebel stronghold.
Survey: popularity of current Ventspils management is below 50%
For the first time since the foundation of the current management of Ventspils, its popularity among the residents of Ventspils has dropped below 50%, according to the results of a pre-election survey carried out by Baltic News Network (BNN).
Weather in Latvia to cool down at the end of the week
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JPR @ 2013-05-21 19:07:44
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Oddis @ 2013-05-21 18:22:38
So, according to your logic, you can tax as much as you can as long as you can afford it?
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LH @ 2013-05-21 16:42:55
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Hugo @ 2013-05-21 15:13:29
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tom @ 2013-05-21 12:53:57
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